This has nothing to do with it!

The other night I was handed the microphone at a open mic night, I am a very shy person and I can’t seem to figure out what to say, I kept looking at my friend who did this to me and I started to talk about what it’s like to be on the street. I lost track of what I was saying and gave the mic to someone else after about 3 minutes, and I have no idea what I said. Isn’t that weird? later I asked my friend what I said and she said she wasn’t paying attention?

he wishes

This has absolutely nothing to do with it